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Old 4th February 2010, 09:12 PM   #1
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Talking Reptile Rumours?!?!..

this thread is for silly rumours that you may have heard, or you may even believe..

so, what has made you laugh,or made you wonder if its true or not..
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Old 4th February 2010, 09:31 PM   #2
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just the other day I got tld the story about the large python that was laying next to its owner in bed and the vet told her it was sizing her up for dinner lol
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Old 5th February 2010, 01:01 AM   #3
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I remember when a lot of people used to panic over reptiles passing salmonella to humans.
Haven't heard it mentioned for a while now though.

I heard that one to Rob... I was also told that it had been in papers and on radio..... said story was that the snake had gone into starvation or something, and the woman used to let snake roam on her bed. APPARENTLY it lay next to her and was sizing her up :/
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I heard the sizing up one, very funny. The best one which I still get asked has got to be...

"Will my lizard or snake only grow to the size of its enclosure, i.e if I brought a 4 foot snake and kept it in a 2 foot viv it would only reach 2 foot"

This was a quote from a real email I received.
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Old 5th February 2010, 10:13 AM   #5
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I heard the sizing up one, very funny. The best one which I still get asked has got to be...

"Will my lizard or snake only grow to the size of its enclosure, i.e if I brought a 4 foot snake and kept it in a 2 foot viv it would only reach 2 foot"

This was a quote from a real email I received.
I too get this one weekly lol
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Old 5th February 2010, 07:09 PM   #6
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lol i get told my snakes will eat me or even kill me a lot lol
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Old 5th February 2010, 09:53 PM   #7
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Chavs regularly feel the need to 'remind' me that pythons are 'poisonous' lol.
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Old 5th February 2010, 10:47 PM   #8
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Chavs regularly feel the need to 'remind' me that pythons are 'poisonous' lol.
thats what you get for hanging around with chavs init blud, keep it real ma bread bin!!!!
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Have you herd the one about the Chameleon man of Westcliff???
Apparently if you hold a locust up to his nose he turns all sorts of Colours lmao..

Deano.........

odear this thread is Dangerous hahahaahahhahahaaahhhahahaaha
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just the other day I got tld the story about the large python that was laying next to its owner in bed and the vet told her it was sizing her up for dinner lol
I used to get that on a daily basis. Kinda felt sorry for the customers after explaining why it's not feasible and seeing their faces drop lol
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